"Hysterical" Indiana Student Section Lacks Hilarity

The Boiling Point: Indiana’s student section, The Crimson Guard (ha), has posted its “Hysterical Hoosiers” chant sheet for tomorrow night’s game.


Note: If you’re going to call yourself hysterical, be… well… hysterical. That’s the problem with “Hysterical Hoosiers,” the web site that posts the Indiana student section’s chant sheets. They’re not hysterical. At least, they’re not the commonly-accepted definition of hysterical (funny). They may, however, be the older definition: “People who are “hysterical” often lose self-control due to an overwhelming fear that may be caused by multiple events in one’s past that involved some sort of severe conflict.”

I guess they could be that?

Anyway, here is the IU student section’s chant sheet. I don’t really have much to say about it, because there’s not much too it. Oh, they’re going to chant “Choke! Choke! Choke!” when Barlow shoots free throws. Clever.